The Smarm Stops Here

Just this past Wednesday I flew to Chicago to attend a long awaited debate at the Chicago Theatre between the conservative, talented, witty, comical, beautiful Ann Coulter and the liberal, atheistic, narcissistic Bill Maher.

If you ever have a chance to visit the Chicago Theatre – do it. It is breathtakingly beautiful. It’s on State Street not far from the Magnificent Mile and you cannot miss the brightly lit sign luring you in with all of its worldly wonder. Before entering the theatre I was standing outside and there was a man giving away free DVD’s and this is what he was proclaiming:

“Free DVD on the inside job of 9/11! How the government knew what was going to happen. Free DVD!”

Yep, you heard me. People were snatching them up like they were going out of style. Honestly. Buuuut this IS the city that B. Hussein Obama comes from, so what else would you expect?

 Needless to say, this was a rough crowd even for the likes of Ann Coulter. It would be generous for me to say that the ratio of liberals to conservatives there that night was 70/30. For those of you who attended public school, otherwise known as a liberal cesspool, that’s not a good ratio for the conservative speaker.

Ann is not afraid to get booed though. She delivered her 15 minute introductory speech with class and humor. She is a truly funny speaker with original thoughts and as always she made sure to rub liberal’s noses in their rotting ideology.

Bill Maher recently came out with a new documentary titled Religulous which satirizes organized religion and religious belief in general. He claims that there is no God, and to him the Bible is just a book of Jewish fairytales.

The debate itself was a thing to behold and it would take pages to relay all that was said. Suffice it to say they would probably still be there until trumpet sounds and judgment day if they had the stamina and if Bill Maher had the fortitude to do so without pandering to an overwhelmingly liberal audience.

In the spirit of the “Fairness Doctrine” I vote that they come to a red state like Texas or Tennessee next.